I want to be vegan for the planet but what about the methane the cows make? by finley in c/vegancirclejerk@lemmy.world
[-] finley 2 points 1 year ago

I wouldn't worry about it. The British government said they were working on cows that fart less. Once they've done that, we can just go back to eating ethically-murdered beef.

If non-vegans can't eat tofu, then where do they get their protein? by finley in c/vegancirclejerk@lemmy.ml
[-] finley 11 points 1 year ago

PlAnTs FeEl PaIn!!1!!!

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If non-vegans can't eat tofu, then where do they get their protein? (self.vegancirclejerk)
submitted 1 year ago by finley to c/vegancirclejerk@lemmy.ml
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Welcome to Happy Healthy MeatCo, a restaurant that cares about animals and the environment! (self.vegancirclejerk)
submitted 1 year ago by finley to c/vegancirclejerk@lemmy.ml
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[Logo containing a smiling cow in a giant pasture goes here]

Menu

  • Happy burger: Hand-crafted half-pound burger using free-range, grass-fed beef.
  • Chicken burger: Lovingly-made chicken patties, sustainably-sourced from a queer, wxmxn-exploited ranch in the Amazon rainforest.
  • Veggie burger: Impossible patty that has been drenched in cheese. All patties have been soaked overnight in milk and fried with happy-caged eggs.
  • Fries: Fried with pure beef tallow and lard
  • Ton of CO2: Because we care about the environment, we will let you release a ton of CO2 into the atmosphere. Don't worry, we buy carbon offsets!

Vegan menu

  • Side of extra pickles
  • Soda (vegan optional)
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Welcome! (self.butches)
submitted 1 year ago by finley to c/butches
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I don't see a community for butches on Lemmy yet, so here we go!

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"It's just so weird that people drink plant milk!" (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
submitted 1 year ago by finley to c/vegancirclejerk@lemmy.ml
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Can someone explain what this strange device does? (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
submitted 1 year ago by finley to c/denvercirclejerk@lemmy.world
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Why are the veguns still on reddit by finley in c/vegancirclejerk@lemmy.ml
[-] finley 2 points 1 year ago

I wouldn't worry about it. Their doctor is going to prescribe them a steak very shortly.

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So glad to see this place has such an inclusive vegan menu (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
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What is your opinion on pets? by finley in c/vegan@lemmy.ml
[-] finley 1 points 1 year ago

I asked my vet what she thought about cats being fed a vegan diet, and she said she didn't have a problem with it because they do that for cats with allergies already. Although taurine is a legitimate issue.

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