[-] eren@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

I went from the rough equivalent of graduating with a 1.5gpa in high school and suicidal to making a grand total of 1 application and getting into a top 10 CS university in the States, literally giving me a second shot at life.

[-] eren@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago

Granted. No one in your country stays sick. There is an explosion in the elderly population. The pension fund runs out. Millions starve to death.

I wish I am all-knowledgeable.

[-] eren@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Long, long ago in a land not far away, there were two million children that took up arms against the candy-hoarding grown ups. In this capitalistic dystopia, those with all the candy wielded all power. For example, pop-

[-] eren@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago

Long, long ago in a land not far away, there were two million children that took up arms against the candy-hoarding grown ups. In this capitalistic dystopia, those with all the candy

[-] eren@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Long, long ago in a land not far away, there were two million children that took up arms against the candy-hoarding grown ups. In this capitalistic

[-] eren@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago

Wish granted. You get the notebook***.

I wish I could stop time.

***accompanying magic pencil granted separately.

[-] eren@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago

Long, long ago in a land not far away, there were two million children that

[-] eren@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

I'm not lurking. You are!

[-] eren@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago

Wish granted. You become popular, now the FBI, CIA, NSA, DEA all want you, and you lose control over your life.

I wish I had the ability to push the stock prices up when I squint hard enough.

[-] eren@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago

Long, long ago in a land not far away

[-] eren@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Wish granted, but coordinates span the universe. You mess up, teleport off planet, and die.

I wish I could fly.

edit: subconsciously copied the flying part lol

[-] eren@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago

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