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Happy Friday!

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Happy Friday!

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cross-posted from: https://orbiting.observer/post/1532761

Happy Friday, vapwavonians!

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Happy Friday, vapwavonians!

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Happy Friday!

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Happy Friday!

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Happy Friday!

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Happy Friday!

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cross-posted from: https://orbiting.observer/post/1462529

Isn't it pleasant to have a patronizing voice on the radio?

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Isn't it pleasant to have a patronizing voice on the radio?

[-] emuspawn@orbiting.observer 26 points 9 months ago

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[-] emuspawn@orbiting.observer 27 points 9 months ago

Ah, this looks like it's a snap to use.

[-] emuspawn@orbiting.observer 27 points 9 months ago

unrepentant nano gang rise up

[-] emuspawn@orbiting.observer 42 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

This particular 'elder god' is more of a mantle, you see. This entity does wield great powers, but is also beholden to a horrible and cursed collection of duties. During the summoning, they accidentally, somehow, kill this elder god; due to the nature of the summoning they must now assume his mantle and fulfill his obligations, with all that entails, lest the cosmos fall. A Satan Clause, if you will.

[-] emuspawn@orbiting.observer 114 points 1 year ago

I imagine Autumnal Damage would be similar to winter arriving in Bone, but with falling leaves.

[-] emuspawn@orbiting.observer 35 points 1 year ago

That's right politicians, it's once again time for CONDITIONAL_SOUP'S THREE MINUTES OF TRANSIT.

[-] emuspawn@orbiting.observer 60 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Tonight's story: Every man older than OldMan.getMinimumAge() has been in perfect *unchanging* health for the last few months‽ To find out why, stay tuned! Our experts chime in to help you understand....

[-] emuspawn@orbiting.observer 54 points 1 year ago

Unfortunately so. They are an Eastern US species that has been moving ever westward. And they are, in bird law terms, 'huge dicks'. They've been systematically kicking Spotted Owls out of their traditional roosting spots for about a decade now. Spotted Owls are pushovers, so they've been losing breeding ground. And barred owls are not just dicks to other birds, they don't like humans much either.

[-] emuspawn@orbiting.observer 49 points 2 years ago

Sorry, best we can do is make a new tier at the same price that only plays music, while we jack up the price of the new Premium Plan to account for 'rising market costs'!

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