BREAKING!! by eddie in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[-] eddie@feddit.online 2 points 6 hours ago

sent this to my mom and she called me crying

Well that certainly changed the tone by eddie in c/funny@sh.itjust.works
[-] eddie@feddit.online 7 points 6 hours ago

"The Vampire Lestat", book 2 of 5 in the "Vampire Chronicles"

4.1/5 on GoodReads

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Vampire_Lestat

So why ship me anyway? Because by eddie in c/fuck_ai@lemmy.world
[-] eddie@feddit.online 36 points 6 hours ago

just because! uwu :3

TIL that Germany ran a program where they deliberately paired orphans with pedophiles on the theory that someone sexually attracted to them would take better care of them by eddie in c/til@lemmy.world
[-] eddie@feddit.online 4 points 6 hours ago

just another rational and well thought out day in germany!

Trump says he’d endorse Jake Paul for political office by eddie in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
[-] eddie@feddit.online 23 points 7 hours ago

another classic example of qualified political leadership who came from the disney-channel-child-actor=to-us-political-official pipeline

Maximum Shareholder Value® by eddie in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[-] eddie@feddit.online 6 points 7 hours ago

the board would like to remind you that this thought should also be running through your head in the middle of the day for sustained motivation and increased profit maximization.

Pentagon bans press photographers over ‘unflattering’ photos of Hegseth: report by eddie in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
[-] eddie@feddit.online 3 points 7 hours ago

hate when that happens

Pentagon bans press photographers over ‘unflattering’ photos of Hegseth: report by eddie in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
[-] eddie@feddit.online 8 points 7 hours ago

more like written in blood

Hisense TVs force owners to watch intrusive ads when switching inputs, visiting the home screen, or even changing channels — practice infuriates consumers, brand denies wrongdoing by eddie in c/technology@lemmy.world
[-] eddie@feddit.online 1 points 7 hours ago

Subscribe in 5 minutes or we'll show your Facebook friends how much of a pig you are!

Cursed herbal tea by eddie in c/weedtime@crazypeople.online
[-] eddie@feddit.online 3 points 8 hours ago

this is why i always strain and refrigerate what's left over after a sesh. great for hangovers!

Put the shoes on by eddie in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[-] eddie@feddit.online 10 points 10 hours ago

see also: shortness, roundness, hairiness

Fuuuuuuuuuucccckk!!! by eddie in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
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