Game makers should hire me to test their maps, if there's a spot where I can get 100% stuck no matter what, you bet your shiny metal ass I'll find it.
This is why we need to fund the arts with high quality drugs.
Something I noticed a while ago with his theme choice and how he's constantly represented and spoken about.
Buy the cheap house away from people, only use short sentences when talking to people when you have to venture into town, make and sell hand crafted wood statues of what you see out your window, build an underground bunker full of state of the art spy technology to monitor the town you live in, create a secret Cabal of other people monitoring their towns, slowly take over your country by blackmailing everyone you can, make it a federal crime to even look at your property, retire and enjoy the privacy.
One man must fight his way through a hord of Genetically enhanced Murderous Zombie Produce to save the world from total destruction.
Watch as our hero Fights with lecherous leering lettuce, Punches a parasitic pumpkin pie punting parsnip and stomps a sanctimonious satanic subservient squash in ULTRAMAX 3D!
Now I want to see a show where an unsuspecting anxiety ridden Nurse accidentally takes out a mob boss and has to run the gang while juggling their work, love and social life.
I got midjourney to make this to see if it could make a realistic photo of the crucifixion, I should start telling Christians that it's a still taken from the Chronovisor the Vatican has hidden away.
You know what? As an Aussie it fucking does my head in when cunts from overseas like to make out that we swear all the fucking time, like Jesus Christ on a crapper, we don't sweat that fucking much, it's not like we're doing this shit all the cunt fuckin day, God fucking damn, it gives me the shits mate... Fuck.
Bring back transparent shells, I want to see that sexy technology god damn it!
As a person with trashy neighbours who think they own the street, study how they talk to each other when they want something done then talk to them like that.
I tried being civil with my neighbours, but nothing, then one day I had a shitty day and had enough, walked to the edge of my drive, looked directly at their house and screamed " GET YOUR FUCKING SHIT OFF MY SIDE OF THE STREET OR ILL MOVE IT INTO THE FUCKING RIVER!" walked back inside and about 30 minutes later everything was moved, they behave most the time now, but whenever they try shit again I just do the same thing.
If they're also really loud and you can hear general conversations, make sure to repeat something they know they've said, let's them know you know more about them then they do about you.
The big red supermarket I work for in Aus is being investigated by the government over their record profits during a cost of living crisis and all of a sudden they decided, for no reason, to check to see if they had been paying us right for the last decade and suprise, suprise, they've underpayed workers and are now paying it back as a "sorry", yeah sorry you got caught.
I'm nearly there, I'm about -8 months away!
I thought Lemmy didn't have targeted advertising!
Sometimes program bugs make the best jokes.