Microplastic is stored in the balls

Yeah buddy

Isnt that the cookie clicker guy?

Because the shadow man with a hat is here and i owe him money

Upvoted just for the tagline "reduced article from 551 to 552 words" 😁 Wacky bot

SPEAK UP BROTHER, I CANT HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF MY CRANKED HOG

But i did vacuum clean it the other day

I know the punchline is good as it is but i like to point out that it is actually easier to launch billionaries out of the solar system than into the sun

Do you write half past eight as 30:8 too? ^^

Mom found the cum drawer

I always assumed this is why the leap day is in february, since it would coincide with the end of the roman calendar

Not a meme, this is common practice in the EU and elsewhere