Home defense by darvocet in c/noncredibledefense@sh.itjust.works
[-] darvocet@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

It sounds like you may support Ted Bundy….

Mediocre. by darvocet in c/memes@lemmy.ml
[-] darvocet@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

They are markable you just can’t remark them.

Biscuits and Gravy by darvocet in c/cat@lemmy.world
[-] darvocet@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Love the name.

TIL The element Einsteinium was first discovered by detonating a hydrogen bomb in the Pacific Ocean, and flying fighter jets with debris-capturing filter paper through the top of the mushroom cloud by darvocet in c/todayilearned@lemmy.ml
[-] darvocet@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Humans be crazy.

Gonorrhea is becoming unstoppable; highly resistant cases found in US by darvocet in c/science@lemmy.ml
[-] darvocet@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

I didn’t know that was an option.

Gonorrhea is becoming unstoppable; highly resistant cases found in US by darvocet in c/science@lemmy.ml
[-] darvocet@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

Luckily for me, I don’t have sex.

TIL The element Einsteinium was first discovered by detonating a hydrogen bomb in the Pacific Ocean, and flying fighter jets with debris-capturing filter paper through the top of the mushroom cloud by darvocet in c/todayilearned@lemmy.ml
[-] darvocet@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Nature be crazy.

Kids by darvocet in c/memes@lemmy.ml
[-] darvocet@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

Parents are literally the worst.

My screenshot of Twitter for your consideration by darvocet in c/memes@lemmy.ml
[-] darvocet@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Are you Xzibit?

Are you a chicken? by darvocet in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[-] darvocet@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

How many jpegs is this?

If not a subscription, at least accounts for everything (have you heard of that coffee mug that requires an account and firmware updates?) by darvocet in c/fucksubscriptions@lemmy.world
[-] darvocet@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Wow, I guess there is still hope for humanity.

*Permanently Deleted* by darvocet in c/196
[-] darvocet@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

I’d like to subscribe to banana facts.

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