Don’t 😃

I am struggling to wrap my mind around how stupid of an idea this is

Accidents go up, revenue doubles, but this is totally about keeping people safe 🙄

I’m planning on seeing them at riot fest in September

I wish this worked for me. I’ve put things on the doorknob of my bedroom and still forgotten to take them out of the house. Setting reminders on my phone works though for some reason

We do not have to keep a register open just because there is a customer in the store. We've been making closing announcements for almost an hour and the store closed 20 minutes ago. You had more then enough time to buy whatever you wanted. Come back tomorrow.

The first time man walked on the moon. I love astronomy, space travel, and studying the physics that makes it all happen. I’m too bad at math to ever be an astronaut, so seeing that first hand through wish magic would mean everything to me

Something I kept hearing when I was younger is that STEM = money and getting a degree or pursuing a career in something that doesn't make money is a waste of time. This idea gave a lot of people a high and mighty attitude that if you arent working in tech you're wasting your life. "Get fit and learn to code" became the go-to life advice when I was in my 20s. People that don't understand art (not as in getting a message out of it, but understanding why people enjoy creative works) telling each other and anyone that will listen that if something isn't a money making engine theres no reason to do it

I leaned forward. “But, sir,” I said, “there’s an old-fashioned form of swiping you can do. It’s called turning your head. Because we’re here. We’re in the jungle room. You can see it unmediated. Here. Look.” I waved my hand, and the fake green leaves rustled a little. Their eyes returned to their screens. “Look!” I said. “Don’t you see? We’re actually there. There’s no need for your screen. We are in the jungle room.” They hurried away.

This is “Father, I can not click the book” levels of shit that never happened

That’s some real “my favorite flavor is leather” type energy

Call me lumberjack cause I wish a nigga wood pay for YouTube premium. With how many times YT tells me I’m not connected to the internet while my phone has a 3 bars of 5G (for whatever that’s worth) connection, hell naw I’m not paying for youtube premium. They move the goalpost way too often for what counts as “monetizable content” to the point that it’s neutering my favorite content creators to keep the lights on. TBH I’d rather pay Nebula

I’m that player. I love writing characters so coming up with a detailed backstory for why my guy is here and what type of personality I’m going to roleplay as is part of the process.