Late night hexbear is the best

😈 I lied, im not asleep

Many are saying this

Goosnitht 4am buddies, im fucked up lmao

Drunk at 2am on a thursday call that a Thorsday

Drinking mead at 2 am folks, this is the life

the warehouse is closed for the rest of the week so Im off work without pay, and we dont know if theyre going to bring us back next week. Fun times folks, fun times

Goodnight hexbear my love

"Gee Lois, this is just like the time we sold those baby shoes"

[Cutaway to peter standing in a dark alley. He's holding open his trench coat showing various pairs of baby shoes inside]

"never worn"

how bout you tankie the garbage out sometime

Taking the mandatory harassment course at work and there's a section with a bunch of different scenarios of discrimination. Like theres a woman who was diabled and passed up for a promotion or something, a old guy who had ageism done to him, and a guy who's nationality was made fun of; and they all have stock photos of people of various ethnicities looking serious or disappointed.

Then theres one for a white dude and its just "Kenneth overheard a coworker say a racial slur once" and in the stock photo they use the guy just has the most mildly shocked face possible lmao

It will cost $3500 to get my catalytic converter changed lmao 🙃 🙃 🙃 🙃 🙃 🙃 🙃 🙃 🙃 🙃 We just love cars dont we folks.