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11th Circuit Rules In Favor Of Forced Trans Sterilization For Drivers Licenses In Alabama by apprehentice in c/lgbtq_plus@beehaw.org

[-] apprehentice@lemmy.enchanted.social 51 points 1 month ago

What the actual fuck

total programmer meme by apprehentice in c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

[-] apprehentice@lemmy.enchanted.social 54 points 1 month ago

I only know how to type my passwords at normal speed correctly. Like, I have to walk through the muscle memory step by step to get a text version of the password and even that's iffy.

Judge Jabberwocky Rule by apprehentice in c/196

[-] apprehentice@lemmy.enchanted.social 38 points 3 months ago

Every chicken place in their county should serve bone-in boneless chicken just because they can now.

priorities rule by apprehentice in c/196

[-] apprehentice@lemmy.enchanted.social 53 points 4 months ago

The trick is vertex colors

Implementing RFC 3339 shouldn't really be that hard... by apprehentice in c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

[-] apprehentice@lemmy.enchanted.social 51 points 4 months ago

When the API returns UTC, but the system insists on giving you local time... but there's an extension method that accepts DateTimeOffset?

Surely "1337" is the same as 1337, right? by apprehentice in c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

[-] apprehentice@lemmy.enchanted.social 46 points 4 months ago

"1" + "1"

I am 1pm friend by apprehentice in c/memes@lemmy.world

[-] apprehentice@lemmy.enchanted.social 40 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

My 6AM friends all start falling asleep around 9PM. Meanwhile, I'm awake until 2AM. There's a place for night owls and society needs us.

Sometimes you really need that vodka shot when things go wrong in the database by apprehentice in c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

[-] apprehentice@lemmy.enchanted.social 44 points 8 months ago

They should have a rocks glass with a query on it

SELECT * FROM liquor_cabinet WHERE proof >= 120

Trickflation by apprehentice in c/memes@lemmy.world

[-] apprehentice@lemmy.enchanted.social 48 points 8 months ago

Always purchase by volume/weight, not container

Why is this community filled with neoliberals from lemmy.world ? by apprehentice in c/196

[-] apprehentice@lemmy.enchanted.social 47 points 8 months ago

Politics? On my gay chat???

future is now rule by apprehentice in c/196

[-] apprehentice@lemmy.enchanted.social 56 points 8 months ago

Joke's on you: My AI girlfriend is self-hosted

Adobe gives up on $20 billion acquisition of Figma by apprehentice in c/technology@beehaw.org

[-] apprehentice@lemmy.enchanted.social 38 points 11 months ago

I think this is good. Adobe doesn't need to get bigger, it needs to let go of some of its parts.

Also figma balls