[-] altphoto@lemmy.today 1 points 2 days ago

He likes 4 at the same time.

[-] altphoto@lemmy.today 2 points 2 days ago
[-] altphoto@lemmy.today 1 points 2 days ago

Oh God, let it be plushies! Please let it be plushies!

[-] altphoto@lemmy.today 7 points 3 days ago

Clippie coming right up!

[-] altphoto@lemmy.today 2 points 3 days ago

Quote this in history books

[-] altphoto@lemmy.today 9 points 3 days ago

I also want AOC to be president....starting now.

[-] altphoto@lemmy.today 7 points 3 days ago

Sounds like a migrant I would love to hear about accidentally taken to el Salvador.

[-] altphoto@lemmy.today 5 points 3 days ago

We don't want to go anywhere, those places don't want us there, the government doesn't want us to go there or come back from there. So I think we found the problem.

[-] altphoto@lemmy.today 10 points 4 days ago

Buying soda and candy. I can get behind a worm for that one. Just ban those things already. But I would step on that worm right after. The guy is clearly crazy. And too old. I wouldn't want anyone to suffer from whatever self inflicted speech impediment this guy has.

[-] altphoto@lemmy.today 8 points 4 days ago

Back in the 80's or 90's there was this one show in Spanish "Erase Una Vez LA Vida". You just have your kids watch that a few times and they will be experts in the human body. Including the knowledge of how viruses are always lurking around trying to fuck us all up:

[-] altphoto@lemmy.today 59 points 4 days ago

Its difficult to explain but I'll try:

It's more expensive.

I'm sorry if I lost some of you. Its just difficult to grasp. You might need a PhD for this.

[-] altphoto@lemmy.today 22 points 4 days ago

I saw a tree with s few broken branches. Yeah a Christmas tree from last year. Could it run for CEO? I asked if he could please insult a minority group and it said nothing. I asked if he could share secrets and also nothing. It is perfect for the job! It used to be green and it would appreciate some green $$ just like a CEO.

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