[-] altphoto@lemmy.today 15 points 1 week ago

I manufacture electrical outlet covers for a living...day in and day out, pressing the "make outlet cover button", it's incredibly technical. Anyway, you house just seems to be off by 25 degrees or so. I would just rotate it back to fix all the problems I see.

[-] altphoto@lemmy.today 14 points 1 week ago

I actually don't want to work at a factory. I want robots to do that for me and I want the products to be cheap so I can buy cool stuff to do more interesting things.

Like I don't want to weld parts and stuff, I want to make lasers from those parts.

I don't want to melt glass. I want to use lenses to make images.

I don't want to dig for shit. I want to use that stuff to make rocket fuel.

We don't want factory jobs. We want technology jobs.

[-] altphoto@lemmy.today 13 points 1 week ago

Google meet Zune!

[-] altphoto@lemmy.today 14 points 2 weeks ago

We should ask why. Did they fuck up the economy and need new revenue?

[-] altphoto@lemmy.today 13 points 2 weeks ago

I would also be afraid and would move away.

[-] altphoto@lemmy.today 14 points 2 weeks ago

It's gotta be something kids can sing. But what's another way of saying orange fuck ass motherfucker in a socially acceptable way?

[-] altphoto@lemmy.today 14 points 2 weeks ago

Go ahead, make TVs more smart. We literally removed our TV thus weekend. If you want me to upgrade it, please removed the spyware.

[-] altphoto@lemmy.today 13 points 3 weeks ago

I don't. Fuck each and everyone of those spy balls.

[-] altphoto@lemmy.today 14 points 3 weeks ago

How about all 3 at 3%?

[-] altphoto@lemmy.today 14 points 3 weeks ago

I got a great idea from a history book! How about all of us brown people start wearing an arm band!

It could be really cool to see all of us come together... In the gas chamber or the self powering ovens.

Like do they toss us into an existing fire dead or alive? Do they need us to dehydrate first? Do we eat doritos since those things are like dry fuel? And what do we do between falling into the fire and dying. Is it best to scratch our names on the wall? Find someone to make love with one last time? Screams in fear? Just scratch the walls?

Mr. President, these are really important questions. Please have god answer those things for us when we're there peeing ourselves. Like a nice retirement would have been good. But blood stained last message to the world, I suppose that could work for me.

[-] altphoto@lemmy.today 14 points 1 month ago

Yup. My current one is dying and I'm using it almost always wired to a charger or battery. I don't care how badly they try to waste my battery, I'm not buying a new Android phone ever. If this one dies, I'm prepared to not use a phone until there's a reasonably priced Linux phone.

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