[-] Zagam 31 points 1 month ago

This time it's different. He likes me in a way he doesn't like the others. They were all toxic but he knows I'm true. They made him be like that. He knows I won't.

[-] Zagam 67 points 1 month ago

She came from a pretty messed up family. Not as bad as some but there was some pretty gross stuff going on. We dated for a long time, maybe 7 or 8 years. We got married, she was safe. And she started to grow and seek therapy. She grew into herself and it turned out we didn't love each other anymore.

[-] Zagam 23 points 1 month ago

The government scientician says it offsets the microplastics.

[-] Zagam 65 points 2 months ago

It's always the ones you most suspect.

[-] Zagam 36 points 2 months ago

Yoooo. This was my local news guy. MD represent!

[-] Zagam 21 points 2 months ago

Elmo later tweeted that rocks are hard, water is wet, and that ice cream is cold.

[-] Zagam 45 points 2 months ago

But after that she died. Not a total wash, but it was the best thing she ever did.

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[-] Zagam 35 points 2 months ago

Lol.

Give me what I want.

No.

Yes.

No.

Fine.

This concludes our one man show of Art of the Deal. Thank you for coming and remember to tip your server.

[-] Zagam 18 points 2 months ago

Nope. Sorry but you're just wrong. "Han shot first" implies Greedo shot second. And he most certainly did not. Han shot, Greedo died. Green fucker with finger suckers didn't even get a shot off.

[-] Zagam 26 points 2 months ago

I went to my 10 year to make sure I was right. I was. I haven't gone to any others and don't even get asked.

[-] Zagam 19 points 2 months ago

I got a buck says it was some moron that doesn't (or didn't) know the difference between fertility clinic and abortion clinic.

[-] Zagam 20 points 2 months ago

Ha. To be fair, it was a joke gift, and I've only worn it once, to the givers house. I only keep it because every now and then I leave it out when we're going out to tease my wife.

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