After @daphnelawless.com on bsky

Nice morning chuckle

wallpapers are in a publicly accessible s3 bucket

How are we still doing this, how

MDMA, however, is meth; it’s literally its name: thre-four-methylene-deoxy-methamphetamine

Rust, however, is iron; it's literally in the name iron oxide

To have the confidence of a white CS undergrad...

Who tf is this?

"How Batman Launders His Grudges Into the Public Record" by Penguin's Henchman #37, like dude, I spend way too much time sneering on yall and I've still never heard of mr Turdgrains or whatever.

In any case, whoever this is, @dgerard, you should start charging him rent for the priviledge of having you live in his head.

non-scam crypto twitter

Mythical Places and How to Find Them

It's called a function plot for a reason!

Also, speaking from experience trying to do any database work for large corporate clients, no data house is in order. It's basically saying "assume a spherical cow, then AI works".

Google Cloud Chief Evangelist

That cannot be an official title someone has, can it?

FML I just caught it on the screenshot of the "iOS Development" course offered by Lambda

BLOCKCHAIN! Those bozos had to squeeze 4yrs of CS education into 6-12 months but they found ample room to teach about BLOCKCHAIN! There's literally nothing in that curricullum about datrabases, but they somehow fit BLOCKCHAIN.

Also "Hash Tables and Blockchain" is like having a physics module called "Gravity and Juiceros"

"Nah" is a great reaction to any wall of text by this bozo, really.