When I was 12, I released chlorine gas into my room in the process of trying to make oxidiser for rocket fuel and also did a bunch of other stupid shit that could have maimed or killed me. Don't underestimate kids.

Is measles that 'woke mind virus' Musk was talking about?

Another reason to buy things directly from the manufacturer rather then from Amazon. It's generally cheaper as well.

Instructions unclear: Went too far and now have neutronium.

Elite: Dangerous, because every time I tab out of the game to check INARA for the closest outfitting or something there's about a 30% chance of it crashing and becoming unlaunchable until I restart my computer. Hence writing system names down on paper before launching the game.

Yeah, due to the nonexistant moderation TF2 voice chat tends to be the most intolerant thing I've ever heard in my life.

Finally I get to use this

Oh yeah you're right, here it is. 🏆

If lemmy gold was a thing, I would award it to this comment.

Just last week I was almost run over by a silver honda civic while trying to use the crosswalk, said civic driver proceeded to honk and and yell at me for being in the way. Somehow, that's the second time I've almost been almost run over and then honked at by someone in a silver honda civic.

Infinite free beer exploit?

That's easily disproven, any worms would starve due to a lack of substance.