"Cheers pal, straight to the British Museum. Come, you can read the plaque about how the recipes used to be yours."

If you're not eating a croque monsieur for lunch, that's your fault, and you deserve to be miserable

"Oh, I just remembered. It's minnow season."

Local girls make do

Don't kinkshame my drowning fetish

Lmao

At least Tory MPs will be easier to unite now, given that there's fuck all of them

Geil Naiman

Was it Kemi or Priti in the UK who wanted to arrest unhoused people for having a tent?

One of the ghouls. It's so hard to keep up with the cruelty and scandals

The imperfections in the creases mirror my own uniqueness and imperfections

England to underperform.

I'm feeling daring today

Why did you animate my kitchen?

I like bonk.