[-] Theme 12 points 8 months ago

What's Kamala's version of Dark Brandon?

[-] Theme 13 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I struggle most with meeting people, and then with talking to them, and then with continuing to talk with them.

It took me 5 minutes to send this

[-] Theme 16 points 9 months ago

Am too busy with social anxiety to meet you, but my house is clean

[-] Theme 20 points 9 months ago

I can't believe Know Your Meme and FlyingSquid (a mid of this very community!) would just lie to me like that.

It's obviously real, we all know that on 13th July 1997 John Arbuckle did once again descend from the heavens to take His place within His immortal kitchen, to ask The Question. The first question, the oldest question in the universe, hidden in plain sight. But in response, only silence fell.

[-] Theme 13 points 10 months ago

Umm actually you should say "downvotes are differently abled"

I'm so sorry

[-] Theme 13 points 10 months ago

Tore a disabled man's prostethic leg off? The Ben Roberts-smith special

[-] Theme 14 points 10 months ago

I thought Smith won most gay?

"Being gay isn't a choice, it's a competition. And I'm winning."

[-] Theme 19 points 11 months ago

I'll assume the position

[-] Theme 18 points 11 months ago

Horse girls make do ๐ŸŒฝ๐Ÿ’ง๐ŸŽ

[-] Theme 19 points 11 months ago

Hello mister. I would have one money, because she has one phone number. Thank you for asking. I love you xoxo

[-] Theme 16 points 1 year ago

Yes Daddy, I can't aid the revolution if I'm not wearing my maid uniform

[-] Theme 19 points 1 year ago

Did you upload a youtube video to show a lemmy stranger your sink?

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