No. One wants for nothing after the 1911.

Edit: After upgrading to 10 rnd mags.

Oh look a bad thing happened. We must use this opportunity to install an authoritarian state.

Now peel them and leave them in bowl on the table to be eaten as fresh fruit.

I know right?! Like, eat it raw baby. So sweet, so spicy, so goooooood.

Found the US Marine!

change my mind.

No.

American farmers are just lazy and don't want to work anymore.

1. Dip Himalayausaurus in liquid nitrogen.
2. Smack with hard object.
3. ?????
4. Profit!

A shit President for a shithole country. American power will be forever damaged and will never recover from this.

It's probably for the better.

American Conservative Jews supporting the American Christo-Fascists is simultaneously the most sad, tragic and yet easily predictable, thus absolutely hillarious, case of leopards ate my face I'll ever see in my lifetime.

Edit: FAFO supreme.

Don't look at what Putin says. Look at what he does. He is killing russians fast and rapidly lowering the birthrate with a cohesive policy of enshittification.

Ecological overshoot, of which climate change is a major component of puts the worlds food supply at risk on a growing planet now at 8.2B and growing. World leaders know it's crunch time soon. That is why the whole world is rearming and armies are marching.

Russian wants fewer mouths to feed and wants Ukraines rich chernozem soils as having a breadbasket under your control will be a strategic resource on a very hungry planet.

Edit: This is a shitpost.

Edit 2: It's also why they are antix vax, and anti quarrentine. Trick people into wiping out as many as possible through disease, so you don't have to do it through less palatable means.