Piggy-backing to nitpick something else. Was he burgling or robbing? Those are different things, Robert. You can't use them interchangeably.

I need to bleach my eyes

Wtf is a tankie?

I'm pretty sure it means 'does anybody else'

I noticed the joke when they said "$1k a month" for rent. In New York!? Fat chance. Didn't even read the rest of the break down, totally missed the porn thing lmao.

Edge is not an acceptable browser, wtf?

A crime

Okay, I totally thought this was gonna be a masturbation joke.

Not even remotely

We're trying, but our government won't let us.

This guy

All I get when I open rif is an infinite loading wheel.