[-] SuDmit 3 points 3 weeks ago

We are no strangers to loss of the game

[-] SuDmit 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

You can access developer options by minimising app, going to Recents, then closing it, then clapping 3 times, counting to one trillion seventy five, then looking under your pillow

[-] SuDmit 3 points 1 month ago

Maybe he was abusing at home

[-] SuDmit 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Shower puns?

[-] SuDmit 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I am laying down in wet empty bath and shower head kinda constantly sprinkles (fountains?) water around it while I scroll Lemmy. What irresponsible dish does it make me?

[-] SuDmit 3 points 5 months ago

Doet it make you... Cringe free?

[-] SuDmit 4 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Women are not a fan of the Moon and the power of the Moon

Heh

[-] SuDmit 4 points 8 months ago
[-] SuDmit 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Is it normal if I hear Cyberpunk music in my head?

[-] SuDmit 3 points 10 months ago

For a couple of seconds I thought it's the Solar Power Plant from X3 Terran Conflict.

[-] SuDmit 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I'm pretty sure you can always choose Vladimir Putin (to be your sexuality of course)

[-] SuDmit 4 points 1 year ago
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