That is a terrifying scenario

That would explain why those scales keep returning a larger number.

Doing it for the gram…

Well bone loss is one way to get rid of the weight...

I've never got the whole 'Look! An area of outstanding natural beauty, let's throw our shit all over it.' idea.

I remember one a few years ago. I often see the ship they tried to hi-jack moored up near me.

Yeah, I don’t think it’s going to help with the asylum application.