“It’s a bird! No, it’s a plane! No, it’s Polygonal Man!”

No, it’s spelled “Oregun” according to big lifted, pavement princess, diesel covered in decals that just rolled coal in front of me.

I used to own an ‘02. It was definitely a minivan. And I’m still salty about the placement of the alternator.

So it wasn’t the water but the vaccines that were turning the freaking frogs gay?

I’m afraid of dresses.

Ya, but I don’t trust disassociated me very much. 😂

Yummy.

I'll be impressed when someone uses punch cards to make memes.

Nah. More probable to be matrix.

It's fine to not like someone. There's plenty of people in the world that I'm not a huge fan of. But I'd never advocate for or celebrate their deaths.

I'm also struggling to understand what her being "fully vaxxed" has to do with lung cancer... 🤦🏻

Anyway, rest in peace Susan Wojcicki.

You've got a to live with at least a little sense of danger in order to truly feel alive.

You couldn't help yourself, could you? You just had to call me out. Alright then, excuse me while I get to typing my lengthy and incoherent rebuttal.