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Linzer: "AY FOXY! Want this water?"

Foxy: "Yea, thanks. Can I get an ice cube?"

Linzer: "Sure!"

Foxy: -drinks the water-

Linzer: "IDIOT!"

Foxy: "Oh, I see. You gave me 2 ice cubes, not 1."

Linzer: "NO, YOU JUST DRANK [MERCURY]!!!

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Foxy: (falls over) -THUD-

EDITOR:

I didn't really want to include it, but the artist insisted I also add the "redraw" I did, because they sometimes request I redraw the comics in "my style." Absolutely inferior to the original, but I will respect their wishes.

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This is Foxy Misery.

This is his brother. (more on him later)

Foxy Misery is a fox cursed with bad luck, because it was funny. Born without a tail, he is quite a lovable guy! He is a boy, has one brother, and has no likes. Is allergic to bananas, for some reason.

EDITOR'S NOTE:

According to the artist, luck is stored in a fox's tail. Since Foxy was born without one, he is devoid of luck.

This was taken at a traveling exhibit where I got to see items from “The Muppets”, “Sesame Street”, “Labyrinth”, and more!

Body is based heavily off the “Build-a-Bear” pattern, but the head is entirely self-drafted. The noses & eyes were made custom by me, as well.

The faux fur is dead-stock I had been keeping stashed away, and is one of the softest furs I’ve ever had the privilege of using!

“Shannon’s Fabrics” minky solid fabric was used for the pawpads and muzzle.

From the official "Pokemon Center"

Shroompy is from "itemLabel", Cherry Blitz is from "Omega Mart" / "MeowWolf"