Yeah, and I know you meant your whoopsie was an "oops that bomb we dropped was supposed to be conventional". My whoopsie is "dammit George Dubya you gotta put the fuckin safety on or it will just roll out of the damn plane when you aren't looking". I was just being obnoxious for conversations sake

Along with half the teenage population yeah

I mean, that's kind of what I'm saying. See if they're in hiding or if we finally fucking licked it, and if we did and there are no other existential threats we can put all the boards with nails in them in a box until Kodos the Merciless comes

so i don't watch sesame street like ever. Does Grover still exist?

i mean, they have managed to figure out the owchie owwie part. they don't do that anymore, but they know how to.

i have so many questions, like, some of my favorite memories are being traumatized walking in on my mother watching the public access surgery show. i want to talk shop with one of the surgeons basically some of the tools they can use are really cool. not osteo though, they just use hammers.

i feel like it should be on the back of that "google boobs trust me" shirt

It's the implied "of ebola" that tastes of unyin.

Wait, which who? Because the US has done that a few times (it didn't blow up, or was subcritical I read it fifteen years ago okay I thought they recovered the bomb the US whoopsied but I could be wrong)

True, but antiproliferation is still the ideal. Just, you don't disarm during a war or with the threat of fascism. Maybe those of us who survive can see, twenty years after we've dealt with putain and bibi and trump, whether the "nuclear umbrella" is still needed or if we can go back to being dipshit peaceniks.

i would love a degoogled phone, but i also lose my wallet fucking everywhere around the house (I swear, it goes in one spot but then it's time for a clown drum circle and i can't find my wallet for a week because i cleaned the damn house) so like i have gotten used to some creature comforts recently. you know how it goes.

i remember googling a script how to code in a something google engine with a -noai into my firefox. not one week passes and that search extension has somehow turned into an ai exclusive search engine swear to, uh, fuck. i forgot i can't believe i legitimately have to look this one up. Hieronymous Theodor Richter and Ferdinand Reich, gods of me breaking electronics whenever i walk into the fucking room. my religion is getting so goddamned weird my wife is right. anyways that was when i stopped using google for good and using duckduckgo. but even the duckduckgo-noai bullshit script did that, i did all the antivirus malwarebytes bullshit swear to... fuck. Hieronymous Theodor Richter and Ferdinand Reich. I really should have picked people to engodden with shorter and easier to remember names, like Pierre Jules Cesar Jannsenn. Anysays, i just ended up having to make a duckducklogin and tell it no ai which doesn't that defeat the purpose of going from the duck?