Unexpected world peace. Everyone unites under a common enemy.

I mean, assuming you'll still be alive at 70. Yeah it's pretty old. Children are high maintenance and need a lot of energy. Best of luck to you and your new family.

The only reason musk would want this is to put his name officially on ideas he bought. Presumably on patents and whatnot.

I assumed she was pardoned by trump already

What was it? Trump is taking out the trash, yada yada.

Sounds like a Pokemon

Haha I thought this was an onion article. HahhaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

Huh. I guess it's not as unpopular as it once was. I'm glad to see that.

The only mistake was the brain worm not killing him. You think the statement of having brain worms would make him unable or undesirable to hold any type of office.

It's obvious that he thinks the McDonald Island is where the fastfood chain gets their food. Since McDonald's is America's favorite and only source of food according to trump (probably) and since tariffs pay America, he's thinking he's going to make us rich. Everyone eats McDonald's which obviously comes from the McDonald Island. They pay the tariffs and Americans get rich. Art of the deal.

Dodged a bullet that one was a real homewrecker

I can fix her