I can hear the most minute of sounds. Even my kitten walking around downstairs (on a marble floor).

On the other hand, I hear way too much noise and have great trouble understanding speech because of it.

Just last week, it allowed me to hear the spinning of wheels stuck in mud a couple of klicks from my house, while I was eating dinner. Apparently someone got stuck in one of the muddy holes caused by the rains, in the middle of nowhere. Dropped him off at his place, and got the car freed the next day.

I think you mean OS

and here we've been having the coolest summer of the century

N=2

holy shit

I second this, from liftoff

birb

you are correct, directories are 4kb files

Don't fix what ain't broken

English is basically bastardized German, so that's probably it

this tbh no platform survives a flood of new users