I thought it was at least jood.

Yeah those go on a list with like magma and scorpion venom. Just beyond the limits of most humans.

Police dogs retire all the time. Assuming this highly trained animal goes to a cartaker who doesn't know or issue the commands, that dog is harmless as any other, arguably more so

The fuck? I was good with everything until the end.

I'm sure the people of Duesseldorf are so thankful to have you as their road white knight.

...what?

Very true. Try everything once but re-evaluate after every try. You know your limits, if you got a little wiggly on the last try, well now we know.

First half had me so hyped. Like .hack with less filler. Then they had a digital baby and off the rails it went.