A Kerrnel of truth in your pun

Jaylen Brown got a record deal? When is his first album supposed to drop?

I guess Indonesia blocked Netflix for having pornography, but my friends always complain that they have never been able to find porn on Netflix. Maybe one of you fine folks can help them with some recommendations.

Porzingis needs to dye his hair green or it’s the worst trade we’ll ever see

He is going to be packing arenas all year if he stays healthy. That 2nd game got the Wemby hype train off and running.

This seems pointless. The season is already 8 months long for the best teams, there’s barely enough time for FIBA, Olympics, etc. Teams are going to lose on purpose to avoid this nebulous tournament and get extra rest for their guys. Just my 2 cents.

Celtics’ offense died as Brown tried to dribble with his left hand, as Horford bricked 3s while replaying in his mind the reporter laughing about his “elite shooter” comment, as Taytum tried to close out games. Not to worry, they’ll be way better now that they have a tall guy 😎

Lowry could be a good mentor for Scoot, but Miami will have to send a lot of draft capital to justify paying that salary for a backup PG

Bruce should be getting a bigger bag than 12.4 if he leaves since Denver can afford more than that next offseason. But then again why pass up on an immediate 5 mil🥲 I think BBJ is a much better fit alongside Luka than Kyrie since he plays both ends of the court.

The price of a brick is going up

Portland is in such an identity crisis right now. They are so lucky to have this 3rd pick, just incredible that they find themselves in a position of reluctance towards buckling down and rolling the dice with a draft class this strong

I don’t think I could handle that much booty