i can only get behind this meme if the apartments have fantastic sound deadening, because sharing walls with strangers is fucking awful

i imagine being in a tank is a very secure feeling when taking small arms fire. like a steel womb. i imagine being in a tank is a very scary feeling when taking large arms fire. like a steel coffin.

yeah that shit's crazy. i heard my married next door neighbors arguing, then a loud slapping noise, and her crying and saying "why did you do that?" oh and she was like 8 months pregnant at the time. haven't really spoken to them since.

tailgate this

grand budapest hotel

yeah well what about uprisings?

i'm with you. i've been in a relationship since the explosion of dating apps, so i've been on the periphery of the culture. but i don't think i could have a casual hookup with a person. the reason i want to be that close to them is because i like them, so the idea that we'd do this thing once and go off on separate lives just feels pointless. i might as well just masturbate. i know of a person (who is a bad person) who has had sex with 30+ women, and that's just weird to me, cuz like, what didn't he like about the first 29 that made him keep looking?

just do what i do and keep a bottle of glucosamine chondroitin at your desk, and take one whenever you can't remember the last time you took one. helps a lot with tendon/joint/arthritis pain

what is the point of smart watches? i've made it this far in life without one, what benefit would i reap if i got one?

been thinking a lot about "WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY" and "Listen, Fat" lately

while i think it's silly, it pisses off the olds, so i approve