Anyone wanna be my girlfriend for 2 minutes so I can make the joke "Oh yeah, that's my girlfriend, she's a real fox"?

You're partially wrong. The cops were sent there to deal with complaints about people fucking in the bathroom, but in at least one case that we know of, they arrested a guy for literally just walking into the bathroom while wearing a rainbow wristband. The cops were bragging to each other about how many "fag pervs" they caught. People shouldn't be fucking in such a public place, sure, but I also don't trust these pigs' judgment very much either. Seems at least some of these cops are arresting people before they have any proof of wrongdoing.

Taylor Swift became my favorite noise artist when she released her magnum opus Track 3

"Listen kid, I've been on the internet much longer than you have. Back in my day we used to spin fidget spinners while watching LeafyIsHere videos and It's The Nutshack memes during class instead of doing work. But you wouldn't know nothin' bout that, that's ancient internet stuff right there"

Cor blimey mate, what are ye doing in me pockets?

Big tech doesn't believe in the concept of consent. It's why all the "no"s turned into "not now"s and "ask me again later"s like a decade ago.

My favorite idle game is leaving a fandom wiki tab open with the ublock extension installed and checking on it periodically.

:3

I think I heard about a species that's licensed under a GPL license, it's called a Gnu or something like that.

Perception: "the CLI is scary and hard to use" Reality: "computer, install gimp" "yessir, that'll be 141MB, is that okay?"