The plane crashed after jumping out of a window.

"TikTok is just like reading a book"

-OP

I've opted to pronounce it either Jgif or Gjif, that way I piss off twice as many people.

Terrorist fist jab

Please don't make me feel old.

I've stopped giving handshakes to almost anyone, favouring the ol' terrorist fist jab instead. I get awkward reactions sometimes but some people seem to get why. Masking up again is gonna be fun, can't wait to hear the vaxxosckeptics tell me all about how everything is a hoax again.

Thanks, it's incomprehensible how OP didn't even manage to mention it in either the title or the blurb up above. Is he a bot or something?

She knows what's good for her kid, okay? She doesn't need no libral scientologist with made up studies telling her smoking causes cancer when she's been doing her own research on YouTube proving cancer comes from vaccines.

And interact with another human being? When you could simply complain online and get likes? Do you live in a cave or something?

You think these fuckers used one of their own coins? They were just props that was handed to them. They probably haven't touched an actual coin themselves in years.

So it's running on a raspberry pi which is displaying it on a keycap.

Some ufologists have speculated that tubular objects of this sort may be "mother ships," purportedly capable of taking on and discharging smaller "craft" in stacks, poker-chip fashion.

Are some ufologists really incapable to see that it's a long exposure of the moon?

Good luck sending it in the mail.