Seattle-area man, you dropped this 👑

It's weird that his Will leaves everything to a "Rusty Shackleford"

Posting is a mental disorder

I tell myself...

The number of ads invading my field of vision while I tried to read a poem about relaxing in a hammock was Kafkaesque

Look at this amateur wasting keystrokes on dashes

Someone is having a sensible chuckle to themselves for sure

You hear that, Lefty? It's payday!

Rat is Latvia, pig might be Israel or Estonia

I usually just do one

@President_Obama@hexbear.net