What the fuck
Did he have a stroke typing that or am I out of the loop with wrestling lingo and it makes sense to people?
"Protect" and serve by needlessly endangering literally anyone in the vicinity. Classic
Why? Does this add anything?
Because of course they do
As long as he keeps saying he's a free speech absolutist, we have to believe him.... Right?
It looks like he's no longer pretending he isn't the villain in the story.
Fuck me, I actually laughed out loud. That's so dumb, but honestly I would not be surprised if started happening (to a certain demographic anyway)
I'll be honest, I'm a bit jealous of his confidence.
I'm in the camp that think cars headlights should basically work like motorcycle headlights. If the car is running, the lights are on. There's basically no reason to have them off in general use, it only makes you more visible, even in nice weather.

And instead buy a normal phone which Google gets all the data from anyway? I'd rather drive the used market for pixels up slightly than have people get any other phone which hands Google money indirectly. I can't imagine the small bump in prices in the used market even matters to Google in new phone sales