Case in point.

It's ok. I'll take that pesky $1,000,000 and earn that paltry $75,000 in annual interest for doing nothing. It's ok. I'll allieviate you from the stress of thinking how worthless it is to you. Yes, I'll allow that.

Careful though. If you rely on google for everything, you might meet Lorenzo Von Matterhorn

But then where will all the old people go to do acid and drink margaritas in the nude playing minigolf while their cats do bath salts??? Where will the alligators go to fuck on peoples front yards?

Nothing goes wrong:

"Man, what do I even pay these IT guys for???"

Everything goes wrong:

"Man, what do I even pay these IT guys for???"

Everette True is such a crazy ahead of his time genius.

Is everything relatable because nothing ever changes with humans? Or is it because all of lifes problrms have ALWAYS been solvable with violence?

Milksteaks.

Wasabi.

Kind of getting the sense the theme here is "OP is always thinking about food"

Which is good, because I've had cats that wished I would think about food more often. Like.....they wish I'd never stop feeding them.

Fuck 'em. They want to do this, let Facebook, and Reddit, and Instagram, and TikTok and the fediverse, and any others that I'm forgetting refuse to serve connections to Texas.

Make Texas the ONE PLACE where the internet is just yahoo and thehampsterdance.com

And then when Texans go elsewhere, they realize all they did was punish themselves. The rest of the world moves on without them.

More like if their team win EVERYONE loses.

Ivan the terrible.

Putin the humiliated.

Trump the illegal.

But it has historically over the past 50 years been dominated by franchised chains. Which is to say.....terrible.

So Social is the domain, and Mastodon/Piefed are the instances in my example?

If that's the case, why not make everything (instance).com?