Any plans for improving SEO? One of Reddit’s biggest strengths was being able to get very relevant results with a simple internet search. In time can you see something similar for Lemmy, even with its decentralized nature? I really you for doing this, thank you for your time!

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hotvampireadjacent

(A screenshot from the app formerly known as Twitter)

Dexerto @Dexerto

Tweets will now be called an X
(Two images, the first is a screenshot of Elon musk replying to an "X". The second is the old Twitter Bird logo)

hotinebing.eth @hotinebling
Replying to @Dexerto

That is the dumbest shit I've ever heard, and I own NFTs.

werewolfcatgirlpaws

EVEN THE CLOWNS DEEM YOU UNWORTHY OF THEIR WEAKEST PIES

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kleefkruid

Kinda crazy how my first cellphone didn't have a camera or internet and 17 years later this thing knows more about me than I do and gives people brand new mental ilnesses.

kleefkruid

my parents: "We bought you a cellphone so you can contact us if your bike gets a flat tire on your way to school!"

(in red text)
Cursed Artifact (common item) has been added to your inventory

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ublock-origin

Anonymous asked:
what the fuck do you mean your keyboard doesnt have letters

ublock-origin answered:

(Picture of a keyboard with most of the letters eroded away) We have no letters Kathleen!

ublock-origin

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zadumavi 6 minutos
h. how long have you had this keyboard.

yuri-execution 7 minutos
did you accidentally bathe it in acid or something??

1. some 8ish years now i reckon
2. i have naturally acidic sweat. it's a family thing

ublock-origin

(Screenshot of multiple Tumblr tags)

#if ur fr abt the acidic sweat talk to a doctor if u havent already 💀
#like. genuinly
#acidosis kills

we have already. They don't know exactly what is up with it, other than the sweat being slightly more acidic than normal and the acidic mantle being thicker and Way more acidic than normal, but it doesn't seem to have anything to do with acidosis. As far as we have tested, our family has had this since at least my great grandpa, and the guy lived to be 93 years old.

ashestoashesjc

(Screenshot of multiple Tumblr tags)

#this makes it so its impossible for us to use metal frame glasses
#since they break down in less than a year usually

captain-price-unofficially

What the fuck.

naggingatlas

op is a xenomorph descendant from that one time ripley fucked the queen

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evilwizard

the gimmick blogs are like tumblr's rogue gallery. yes we've got some heroes, yes we've got some villains, but more importantly if you look over here you will see some freak who devotes all their time to counting the number of "t's" in a post

t-counter

T Count: 15

Letter Count: 198

Your T Percentage: 7.58%

Average T Percentage: 6.95%

You used the letter T 1.09 times as much as average!

evilwizard

YOU EXIST???

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Lemmy.world, lemmy.ml & beehaw.org all went down as well earlier today, someone seems to be attacking the larger instances for whatever reason

Reason number one: it’s a company.

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r/AskReddit
u/JasperMidnight • 3h

What is the stupidest thing you've heard someone say that they were 100% serious about?

By0z • 2h

"Blueberry muffins you buy premade don't have any blueberries in them. Blueberries cost too much. They dye bees blue because they have the same texture and use them." He has 'explained' it to multiple people multiple times.

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iguanasdefuego • 4h

"How do we know it wasn't just ostriches on the radar that triggered Pearl Harbor?" My dude. WHAT.

hi_im_watson • 4h

I was on a date at an art museum. The painting tag said who it was made by the title and made Circe 1600 and she said "do you think the earth was even around back then? You just never really know"

you just never really know

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bisexualtercation 🔁 naturallybadforyou
Yesterday

#a girl i went to school with one mentioned the mutant chickens they farm for kfc and we were all like.... what
#and she said yeah you know because in a bucket you can get like 5 wings and 5 thighs or whatever
#someone told her they're not all from the same 5-legged chicken and she said YOU MEAN THEY MIX CHICKENS???
#i still reference that all the time lol

notpietromaximoff 🔁 meteortrails

#having eaten a bee before they are not the same texture as blueberries.

lot going on in here

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Looks like it is the same dude, a lot of the communities have "LMAO" in them like last time

edit: dude is pissed at me LMAO

Also just to add: it looks like they are being made by /u/fuck and /u/crappy, but I don't see a way to report them

edit: now it's /u/LolaCatt, apparently i pissed him off lol

Just saw this as well. What's even the point? it'll probably take the admins like 10 minutes to remove them