Just stop feeding them. Nintendo is bad, mkay? And their games are mediocre at best.

Were American cans of normal sizes, not American ones? Or Canada uses the Imperial system for beer?

Please stop telling this joke. It stopped being fun a few thousand iterations ago. And it wasn't a good joke in the first place, to be honest.

Inthe case of the actual membership, members would be obligated to do at least something when Russia attack. In the case of fiction membership NATO might just budapesht-memorandum around.

Bacause in the case of "Future Russian Aggression" NATO will find literally THOUSANDS reasons why Ukraine can't join or why that "Agression" isn't agressive enough to call the 5th article.

They prefer lawmaking.

Ophthalmologists hate you: you apparently have excellent eyesight.

I'm not sure if that was sarcasm, because in the world where countries such as Russia and the USA have nukes everybody should have them too. I'm Ukrainian and understood this on my own practice.

Trump: Law#2746: all protests are illegal.

Do they at least use real corn?

Reddit moderators are unable to understand the context.

Don't forget to wash your hands after using anything Nintendo. Better not touch it at all. Or else their lawyers will come and kill you and your family.