Don't let PirateSoftware find out about this one

Sure, I implied moral outrage. It's not like they actually give a damn about the children.

They precisely can and they kinda just did. "Think of the children" is the magic phrase to shut down critical thinking and give you carte blanche to do whatever you want.

+1. Only reason I still haven't fully changed is that I'm hoping for Boost support

The argument is control. Religious zealots are all about controlling society and subduing people to follow their rules (that they themselves tend to break all the time)

As if the average American whale could suplex someone

This. Most news sites nowadays are all about clickbait and ragenews while pushing their financer's agenda (left wing, right wing, whatever)

And there's always the users whose only purpose is to post these clickbait/ragenews in 30 different communities as if they were karma farming on reddit; just poisoning the global feed with doomposting.

At least it's a bottle and not a jar

My autism demands that I spin

Come on guys, just think of the middle managers, how else are they gonna micromanage you if you're not in the office?

.ml mods being hardcore tankies? Impossible