Florida sexual assaults drop to 0!

Isn’t this the guy that people sometimes joke is Tommy Wiseau?

Through a glass, frostedly

We hear church bells all the time, so this seems reasonable.

A 4.5 hour cut of Napoleon Dynamite directed by Ridley Scott? I’m in.

They’re “driveway enhancers”.

Thanks for explaining - yes I misunderstood and thought you were saying that those who were mad a bakery refused to serve gay people shouldn’t try to ban anyone else from their own stores. Sorry about that and thanks for explaining!

I didn’t even realize he was a real person. I thought that “Joe the Plumber” was just a name they used in the debates to signify some kind of common person.

Being gay and being a cop are not at all the same. One is a sexual orientation and one is a job. Cops chose their job.

Everyone has to skip instead of walking.

They got this wrong too - the emoji is the glasses and mustache one.

Maybe 14 minutes??