Fuck Microsoft.

I remember back in highschool a buddy encrypted his harddrive, didn't backup his key. He Lost ALOT when I upgraded his comp

Best outcome would be busting a nut. Worst would be busting a nail.

You're right, it is a cry for help. Please someone kill off these billionaires so we don't gotta celebrate rockets exploding.

Jesus Christ!

You're dad's not supposed to have pizza so he had to hide in the attic to eat it. Mom calls for him and he leaves the pizza planning on eating it later... There was no later, she was handing him divorce papers and kicking him out of the house. You don't know this as you were at your cousin's house playing magic. You never saw your dad again and your mom always said he died at work and didn't want a funeral. I'm actually your dad and that was my pizza, I'm sorry son

The world weeps, however the US is the embodiment of the skinner meme.

Start your own community. Be original

Sovereign citizens are really getting out of hand. Oh wait it's google.

Melon musk, the Stevia Jobs of Tesla. Owner of X, X, X and another thing called X

I don't think I wanna be provided a service that I know edgelord in chief will fuck with when he's salty.

While yea it's AI, I believe we need to stop making the lizard people feel like they need to hide. Like how many politicians would be able to live their best life and be less shit if we supported lizard people's right to hold office

Same, but whenever I make them hard I get soft, it's a god dam paradox... Am I gay or something?

Will we go Generation Cuck next?