[-] HertzDentalBar 8 points 1 week ago

The rage inside has only ever increased. The older I get the more militant I get. By the time I'm 40 I'll be living in the forest defending my country from fascists with a bow and arrow.

[-] HertzDentalBar 8 points 1 week ago

Capitalists gonna capitalist.

Luigi 2 electric Redittaloo let's go

[-] HertzDentalBar 11 points 1 week ago

You're dad's not supposed to have pizza so he had to hide in the attic to eat it. Mom calls for him and he leaves the pizza planning on eating it later... There was no later, she was handing him divorce papers and kicking him out of the house. You don't know this as you were at your cousin's house playing magic. You never saw your dad again and your mom always said he died at work and didn't want a funeral. I'm actually your dad and that was my pizza, I'm sorry son

[-] HertzDentalBar 12 points 1 month ago

The world weeps, however the US is the embodiment of the skinner meme.

[-] HertzDentalBar 13 points 1 month ago

Start your own community. Be original

[-] HertzDentalBar 9 points 1 month ago

China is a capitalist country with aspects of socialism. it's not really communist anymore.

No one here is shitting on communists, were shitting on you for a thinking the Chinese are any different than us.

[-] HertzDentalBar 9 points 1 month ago

Bro, there's ALOT of Chinese capitalists.

Humans are humans.

[-] HertzDentalBar 9 points 1 month ago

Do the castanza thing, don't show up. Day after just goto work and act like nothing happened.

[-] HertzDentalBar 13 points 1 month ago

Melon musk, the Stevia Jobs of Tesla. Owner of X, X, X and another thing called X

I don't think I wanna be provided a service that I know edgelord in chief will fuck with when he's salty.

[-] HertzDentalBar 12 points 1 month ago

Same, but whenever I make them hard I get soft, it's a god dam paradox... Am I gay or something?

[-] HertzDentalBar 10 points 1 month ago

A bagged lunch is not a ravioli....

I'll die on that hill.

[-] HertzDentalBar 9 points 1 month ago

Lol if I did that to my wife I'd probably get headbutted from her being startled awake.

I give her a kiss every time I leave for work, most of the time she's sleeping. The amount of times I've had to react fast to not get headbutted or a flail slap is in the hundreds.

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