Can't Trump try being a decent human for once? Lots of people say "well I didn't like his politics but my heart goes out to his family" or something along those lines

When is Trump gonna drop dead?

Yzma: it's no concern of mine if your family has....what was it?

Peasant: uh...food

Yzma: pah, you should have thought of that before you became peasants

If there is civil unrest, it is usually because of the actions of the government. How about try not giving people a reason to be unrestful

He's treating the American people as an enemy. He has declared civil war.

But Trump is funding Argentinian soybeans

"What do you think your punishment should be?"

"Well, you could give me community service, maybe put me in charge of everything, that'll show me"

And even if they were convinced it was 100% legit, they'd find a way to claim that's not bad

I think they'd tell us if he were dead but maybe he is ill

When are they ending voting altogether?

I'm convinced he's made a deal with the devil to never face consequences for anything, maybe that includes no health consequences

Fly it at half-mast, for America has died