Workers inside Department of Education say Trump’s latest bid to dismantle agency ‘makes no sense’ by FreshParsnip in c/politics@lemmy.world
[-] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 31 points 4 weeks ago

"I love the poorly educated"- Trump, 2016

Top House Dem Says Trump Should ‘Keep His Reckless Mouth Shut’: He’s Gonna Get ‘Someone Killed’ by FreshParsnip in c/politics@lemmy.world
[-] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 30 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Trump could be caught on a hot mic saying he wants everyone in the country dead and he has plans to make it happen, and absolutely nothing would be done about it

UN Says Trump’s ‘Unacceptable’ Boat Strikes Violate International Law by FreshParsnip in c/world@lemmy.world
[-] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 31 points 1 month ago

Should have him arrested next time he steps outside the Untied States

Trump Is Putting Election Deniers in Charge of Elections | Now that he is back in the White House, he has made some of them more powerful than ever. by FreshParsnip in c/politics@lemmy.world
[-] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 30 points 1 month ago

TRUMP SHOULD BE ARRESTED

Colombian killed in U.S. strike was on a fishing trip, wife claims: "Why did they just take his life like that?" by FreshParsnip in c/world@lemmy.world
[-] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 29 points 1 month ago

Trump is a murderer and a vandal. And a rapist. And an insurectionist. He's probably jaywalked too.

Amid Chicago deportation campaign, Trump authorizes 300 National Guard troops over Pritzker's objections by FreshParsnip in c/politics@lemmy.world
[-] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 31 points 2 months ago

Wouldn't it be amazing if we all woke tomorrow morning to news that the national guard has arrested Trump's entire administration

‘They will pay a huge price for this’: Shutdown-ready Trump expects Democrats to blink by FreshParsnip in c/politics@lemmy.world
[-] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 30 points 2 months ago

Trump wants to shut down the government for good and install a dictatorship

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How do you organize a brouhaha? (lemmy.ca)
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Why is the rum gone? (lemmy.ca)
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The song that never ends announces what it is in the first line, then expects us to believe some people started singing it without knowing what it was (lemmy.ca)
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A lot of people make the mistake of thinking they have real life plot armour (lemmy.ca)
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We all perceive ourselves as the main character, and that leads some people to think bad accidents won't happen to them

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What are your best and worst ideas you thought up on drugs? (lemmy.ca)
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I had this dream I can't stop thinking about (lemmy.ca)
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It was a few nights ago. On a tv screen, a man with a Russian accent stood on a stage and sang, "I will write a novel with a compelling plot, but you will not know any characters' thoughts". And then he used heat vision to crack someone's skull in the audience (probably because I watched Brightburn that day). Then the person watching the TV turned it off a googled "I saw a play in Italy", to try and get info about what they just saw.

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What's your strangest behaviour problem? (lemmy.ca)
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Where can I find chaos? (lemmy.ca)
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What should I do if I want more communism in my life? (lemmy.ca)
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Do Americans still have freeze peaches and bear arms as promised by the constitution? (lemmy.ca)
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Are you for real? (lemmy.ca)
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They're on reddit talking about you, what are you gonna do about it? (lemmy.ca)
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Most Trump tariffs ruled illegal by appeals court, dealing major blow to trade policy by FreshParsnip in c/politics@lemmy.world
[-] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 31 points 3 months ago

Spent on installing the gestapo and concentration camps

YSK that if US housing and population projections hold, the Electoral College map will change after the 2030 census. by FreshParsnip in c/youshouldknow@lemmy.world
[-] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 31 points 3 months ago

Like there'll be elections in 2032

Supreme Court to decide if ICE can arrest based on "apparent ethnicity" by FreshParsnip in c/politics@lemmy.world
[-] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 30 points 3 months ago

So, where will that leave Puerto Rican people? Puerto Rico is part of the Untied States but the people look foreign

President Trump seizes control of Washington DC police by FreshParsnip in c/politics@lemmy.world
[-] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 30 points 4 months ago

If you wanna crack down on crime in DC, start with the biggest criminal in the whitehouse

President Trump on Texas map redistricting: ‘We are entitled to five more seats’ by FreshParsnip in c/politics@lemmy.world
[-] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 32 points 4 months ago

You're not entitled to any seats. That is supposed to be for voters to decide. You're supposed to earn seats by appealing to voters

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