We'll do our best to eliminate ALL toxic forever chemicals and hold accountable those who put them there without understanding the risks!
Well y'know...technically, none of these compounds are "forever" chemicals since they'll be destroyed when the Sun engulfs the Earth in 7.5 billion years. So we lived up to our promises!
I feel like Manifest destiny would be a good option for that too. Like, they teach that shit uncritically, and I'd wager most of 
would probably say it was a "net positive" 
The most pro~~gressive~~jecting president of our lifetimes
Still, per Axios, some aides would prefer it if the president showed his anger to the public more often to show the 80-year-old’s still fiery and not too old to serve.
Guess the Dems are trying the Furious D approach to pumping the polls numbers
“The latest request from the Biden administration shows America’s continued commitment to helping Americans here at home and our friends abroad”
"...but God help them if those friends try to come here!"
Not to worry! The Northwest Passage is about to open up. We'll just use that!
"Fuck that! Put 'em in the ~~movies~~ millitary!"
-Some ghoulish General that didn't get the joke probably
Phew! He'll be able to pay for his ambulance ride to the hospital. The system works
I assume the obelisks are standing on an infinite regress of turtles? Or are the bases sticking out the other side what mainly makes up Polynesia? 
This is the video I learned from: https://youtu.be/9aOwgaIFKMY
Quick rundown is there are a few ways to tell them apart:
Looks like a nice cluster of Jack-O-Lantern mushrooms
Unfortunately, they are a Chanterelle lookalike that cause pretty unpleasant effects in people that get tricked into eating them. But they are pretty to look at