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[-] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 37 points 2 years ago
[-] MineDayOff@hexbear.net 20 points 2 years ago

I need to get better at posting because this is perfect

[-] beef_curds@hexbear.net 36 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Granny asking "is this the dayroom" as she's walked across a minefield.

maybe when Feinstein retires she could do this.

[-] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 23 points 2 years ago

Retires? They're going to string her skeleton up with wires and puppet it around like a marionette for the next fifty years minimum.

[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago

La danse macabre kelly

[-] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 27 points 2 years ago

Increasing life expectancy of vets by hiring only old people would be a big brain move.

[-] Dull_Juice@hexbear.net 26 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

So this is anecdotal but I was at an event this weekend and walked by the by the army recruitment stand a few times. It was deeply amusing how little interest they were getting. Probably had something to do with their idea of a good time was challenging people to fitness tests.

There was also someone who flipped off a Blackhawk and then proceeded to get into an argument with people around him.

[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 19 points 2 years ago

They always recruit at my university with a pull-up bar. It makes me sad the Jehovah's Witnesses nearby don't do the same tactic. They just have a signboard with pamphlets.

[-] zifnab25@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago

Kelvin Gemstone out there doing backflips for Jesus.

[-] Dull_Juice@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Definitely seemed like an odd decision in 90 degree weather at the event. But I guess they'll just keep pumping money into the E-girls and phoning in the booths.

[-] MCU_H8ER@hexbear.net 20 points 2 years ago

Pentagon just requested an additional 3 billion a year for a Werther's budget

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago
[-] zifnab25@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago

Trying to imagine my 60 year old mother-in-law going through basic training and...

Nah, dawg. It ain't happening.

[-] replaceable@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago
[-] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

"Fuck that! Put 'em in the ~~movies~~ millitary!"

-Some ghoulish General that didn't get the joke probably

[-] nyakojiruu@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago

Kill the elderly! Fucking useless draining us with their retirements….

[-] ChapoKrautHaus@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

I've been getting the same ads here.

I'm doing my part... in the Volkssturm!

Clicked on it out of curiosity and it's all just bullshit links to become a radiologist. Lol.

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