Get a bidet!!! No irritation, just dab dry, helps immensely.

Must find man, must find man...

Well shit, according to this it does: https://www.worlddata.info/islands-by-country.php

Canada a distant third

A conservative minded community on Reddit

Pretty sure bacon and cheese in moderation isn't going to kill my dog, since he's been eating both for 12+ years.

Excellent, but prefer cast iron

That 'aquatic mutant character' is Mer-Man you heathen

I'm not Xena, I'm Lucy Lawless.

This episode of DS9 was very fun to watch!

Barrage of tshirts I believe