They're all stacked on top of each other.

How the hell did they get caught off guard? He telegraphed this so loud that we could hear it coming a week away.

And here I thought that was just a joke from the Jimmy Kimball show.

2? More like half a paycheck. Most people can't even afford to call in sick to work.

Okay but why are his parents selling all his old stuff if he left for college? That seems kinda fucked up to me.

There's no way this was done on accident.

And Sam Altman wonders why we hate AI. And this isn't even at the top of the list of why we hate them, but it's a really good reason.

Substantially messier than the flappy kind.

Yeah, we know. But it's not like Congress or SCOTUS is doing anything to stop him. Or even slow him down.

See a psychiatrist.

Stop fucking saying it's going to happen and just do it you assholes.

Well well well, if it isn't Microslop suffering the consequences of its own stupid choices.