Ah, a bit of the ol' weaponized incompetence.

"plum wore out" is a phrase meaning "completely worn out." Twars I don't know. Where I'm from it would be more like "whar's billy bob gon git'is lovin from now?" Source: alabama

Yes, but I wouldn't recommend it.

(I didn't enjoy Assembly in college and I haven't written it since)

Don't forget Ada Lovelace, the first computer engineer and the namesake of the Ada programming language.

Nah I like this better

This is why we ladies go to the bathroom in pairs