Yes but they weren't "people" so 🤷‍♂️

Wow this is messing with my brain. Never even thought of how much I associate giraffes with there spots.

I've butchered chickens before, admittedly a long time ago. I've never bought chicken with pinfeathers on it still though.

Rip car enthusiasts.

Leave it to the uk to make everyone a criminal.

I tried so hard to get that username. Spez is taken on every instance i could think of.

Im really good at throwing balled up napkins into the trashcan.

Only problem is that I owe more than the bluebook value.

Maybe hire a hooker. Feed my dog a steak. Write a will. Test drive a hellcat. Hire another hooker.

I'd do it in that order too

Im drowning and bbq sauce is my life raft

I was once held at gunpoint over a 6pack of crunch donuts. I caught a guy cutting catalytic converters out of cars, and he then proceeded to chase me with a Sawzall. I watched an elderly man get run over by his wife and as i was rendering first aid he died. A homeless man once took a boxcutter from a grocery store employee, held it to his neck and said "watch me die".

None of those were my worst day at work though. My worst day was a 16 hour shift where I had to sit in a cubicle, with no phone, tv, or ac. I was staring at a monitor showing a camera feed that was only showing a door. It was just me, alone, and bored and cold and miserable for 16 hours. I like to think that's what the CIA did to people in the 60's to mentally break them.

Solid meme lol

I hope its all geese. Fuck geese