[-] Dinodicchellathicc@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 year ago

Yes but they weren't "people" so 🤷‍♂️

[-] Dinodicchellathicc@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 year ago

Irregardless of this trudeau is a removed boy. He takes the politicians mission to the next level.

[-] Dinodicchellathicc@lemmy.ml 16 points 1 year ago

I like to just browse Wikipedia. It's an endless wealth of knowledge that never ceases to impress me. It's like the modern library of Alexandria.

I also make cocktails for fun, target shoot, fish, ride trails (not trials), make pens, collect knives, play skyrim, and i cook too.

I bounce between what i focus on often.

[-] Dinodicchellathicc@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 year ago

Wow this is messing with my brain. Never even thought of how much I associate giraffes with there spots.

[-] Dinodicchellathicc@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 year ago

I've butchered chickens before, admittedly a long time ago. I've never bought chicken with pinfeathers on it still though.

[-] Dinodicchellathicc@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 year ago

I tried so hard to get that username. Spez is taken on every instance i could think of.

[-] Dinodicchellathicc@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 year ago

Im really good at throwing balled up napkins into the trashcan.

[-] Dinodicchellathicc@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 year ago

Only problem is that I owe more than the bluebook value.

[-] Dinodicchellathicc@lemmy.ml 15 points 1 year ago

Maybe hire a hooker. Feed my dog a steak. Write a will. Test drive a hellcat. Hire another hooker.

I'd do it in that order too

[-] Dinodicchellathicc@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 year ago

Im drowning and bbq sauce is my life raft

[-] Dinodicchellathicc@lemmy.ml 14 points 1 year ago

I was once held at gunpoint over a 6pack of crunch donuts. I caught a guy cutting catalytic converters out of cars, and he then proceeded to chase me with a Sawzall. I watched an elderly man get run over by his wife and as i was rendering first aid he died. A homeless man once took a boxcutter from a grocery store employee, held it to his neck and said "watch me die".

None of those were my worst day at work though. My worst day was a 16 hour shift where I had to sit in a cubicle, with no phone, tv, or ac. I was staring at a monitor showing a camera feed that was only showing a door. It was just me, alone, and bored and cold and miserable for 16 hours. I like to think that's what the CIA did to people in the 60's to mentally break them.

[-] Dinodicchellathicc@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 year ago

Solid meme lol

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