I imagine it was probably larger before it was... Dried out.

Also, 8 inches by 2 inches is pretty fucking large. I say this as someone who has had 8 inches back there.

An amethyst crystal I found in my (gravel) driveway a full 4 years after moving in. It's a good 8 inches/20cm long, and shaped like a tear drop. It's amazing and I love it.

It's 4 in the morning and I'm sick, got them albuterol inhaler shakes, and "soggy bones" made me laugh so hard I went into a coughing fit.

There are ones of us! Ones!

Contiguous Michigan is personally the most upsetting to me.

No, licking boots can have a fun kink angle. Supporting the cops is just being a shit person.

I love how it just expands and expands so much you can't even tell what the look on his face is anymore.

"Well behaved fe-males rarely make profit"

Climate change, same sex marriage (though, perhaps not as shocking as some might expect, ditto anything trans related), potential mars colonization, coming off the heels of the Spanish flu, COVID news would probably freak em out. Ooh, the USSR being gone, and China being a world super power. The USSR would have been new to them, and it collapsing less than a century later would probably feel quite odd, especially if you could make them understand just how incredibly advanced the USSR got in such a short amount of time. Tons of stuff.

Getting screwed by a dude I had no interest in, in the back of my car, after driving him to his family's house an hour away.

Honest to God, I would watch an actual series of this. 10 minute episodes once a day, Martok takes a few calls. It'd be amazing. Paramount+ needs to make this happen.

Honestly, I can see Miles having a fight with Keiko and just being irritated enough to do something like this. Keiko is unreasonable, Molly is throwing a tantrum, Word has stayed over his time in the holodeck and he has nothing else to do.

"Fuck it," he says and transported up a village elder.

"I am Darmaninguan, god of all the Elzen people. Be not afraid, child. ... Instead, be absolute terrified. For I am an angry Irish god! Now return, and tell everyone they must never yell at their husbands for not eating fish soup for breakfast!"