Rotting somebody's brain probably isn't free, that screenshot is the payment.

Ich weiß so viel!! Ich bin nicht dumm!!!!! (Eines schönes Tag, Freund)

You know what's funny? I am not German, I don't even speak German.

Source?

I think I am gonna block him now

What's the point of mango????? Rot my brain pllss

Reminded me of the high geologist post

I should stop opening this god-forsaking app in public. Fucking first post in my front page. (Couldn find it in pink ꃼ︵ꃼ)

Causes instant death but also addiction? They resurrect me and I immediately go for another can of air duster.

It is native to Australia, which doesn't surprise me at all given that it looks more like a trap designed by a deranged dungeon keeper than a creature

This screenshot is an attack made by chemists with the intent to cause aneurysms on unsuspecting biologists.

If you told me this was true I wouldn't doubt it for a second