On that note used decommissioned thin clients can make nice servers.

assigned cock at birth

Or if you want to selfhost, use Vaultwarden (compatible with Bitwarden official clients)

Well realistically anything well supported is gonna be a "bit old". Your best bet is either a OnePlus 6/6T, Pocophone F1 or a PinePhone/Librem 5. Fairphones are getting up there in support.

you do realize it's not under Canonical anymore right

so just like they were sued over axing Windows XP support, right?

You clearly are wrong and you should feel bad /s

Or # dd if=/dev/zero of=/dev/your-disk status=progress

Wait, how? (out of curiosity)

Mainline being worked on for FP4: https://wiki.postmarketos.org/wiki/Fairphone_4_(fairphone-fp4) along with a UT port https://devices.ubuntu-touch.io/device/fp4

*in America

*definitely